yes. my players are retarded.
so there was a little friction between pcs today. and i do mean a
little friction. as in they were simply tossing back and forth snarky remarks.
that is until one of them (the one who was annoying the piss out of everybody out of characters(rp1)) draws a gun on the other one(rp2).
now his(rp1) reasoning for this would be that hes not actualy going to shoot, hes just doing it for cinematic value, well he's real bright because i had to remind him that they(fp1, rp3) don't know that in character.
so anyway, i was at that point pissed off so i had them make opposed... something rolls, i dont remember, and the (rp2)one won the roll and was able to get the guy who drew the gun (rp1)into a grapple.
then came the opposed strength checks( the rp1 at -4) to see if the grappler (rp2)can break his finger. hes(rp2) able to and the one with the broken finger(rp1) fails his vigor roll and is not unconsions.
so the (rp2) and (rp3) are arguing about whether to call an ambulance or not and i tell them all to give me one benny and we'll retcon it. of coarse, this is the same group who tried to argue why is would be fine to carry a fully-automatic rifle AND flamethrower out in the open in the middle of wahington dc.
oh yeah, and they also had the clever idea that while they can be arrested for going into a crime scene after they've been warned they CANT be arrested for going THROUGH a crime scene after they've been warned.
so yah, next session will see some change.
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